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Political: Leading Conservative Theory for the Cause of Global Warming

Finally, instead of just bold faced denials, it's real but we are not causing it, or the earth is resilient and will fix itself, Conservatives have came out with their own theory about the true cause of Global Warming. Of course, since Conservatives thought it up, it's done at a 6th graders level, has lots of funnies, and a catchy little ditty to boot!

http://www.livevideo.com/video/chicksongs/7EE89B53E34D4ABF970566D525B7CAB6/global-warming-the-menopause-.aspx

No, really guys, you Regressives will love this. It's right up your ally. Your Welcome!


by Seabiscuit November 2, 2009 8:06 PM

I thought the major cause was cow farts and SB's "ally" after taco night happy hour. Maybe fester could plug his "ally" and save the world.


by YATI November 2, 2009 9:40 PM

You have to love that SC education PG.
by fisherman November 2, 2009 9:44 PM

"""Leading Conservative Theory for the Cause of Global Warming"""

It's called 'The Sun'.

Not the newspaper in the UK with the topless shots of Keeley Hazell either. I'm referring to the big ball of fusion at the center of the solar system that 'warmings our global' along with all the other planets.

It's been shown pretty damningly that our temperatures vary and track with those of the sun (!!!!!)...you know, not unlike when our planet tilts alternating poles towards it, and one half of our planet gets all snowy and cold while the other half gets all sunshiney and picnicky?

I mean, how can the thing responsible for the warming of our globe NOT have anything to do with 'Global Warming'?
by TheGoblinKing November 3, 2009 12:37 AM

PG, I'll address you as the "wise one" from here on in if you or anybody else on this site can produce one single solitary thread where I accuse anyone of being a racist, other than that first one yesterday where some Regressive threw out a "jungle fever" statement regarding the first lady.
Once again, some you morons just make it up as you go. TGK knows what's up. At least he took a good angle on the subject, more than most of you idiots.




by Seabiscuit November 3, 2009 12:43 AM

How can you ignore the fact that the earth heals itself? It is evident all around you. If a fire scorches the earth, by the next year new growth is there to replace it. The same goes for hurricanes and other acts of nature. More poisonous gasses are released when a volcano spews that it would take us in years of carbon emissions.
Historical data shows that the earth experiences cycles of climate change. And then there's God. Does he have anything to do with the earth that he created?

The Global Warming supporters had a theory and proposed it as inevitable. Others glommed onto it and before you knew it there was a very profitable industry involved and some very prominent politicians. These politicians, seeing a way to profit (as politicians do) pushed through legislation to secure their ability to profit from this faulty science. It became fact for many people who blindly believe that Washington actually knows what they are talking about.

It got so bad that if you disagreed with them, you were a kook. If you say something often enough it becomes fact, right?

I don't think so, but I am a kook.

Do I believe we shold take care of our planet. Absolutely. We should do what we can to make the world a better place, tend our yards and gardens, properly dispose of trash, and be responsible in our useage of resources.
Do I think that we can actually change the climate? Ahhh, not really unless we set of atomic bombs all over the globe.


by Encompass mama November 3, 2009 8:05 AM

According the the UN and Gordon Brown from the statements they made earlier this year, hasn't the time to "do something" expired? I believe so, so why bother now?

;)
by NG November 3, 2009 9:40 AM

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